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Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014
Elie Saab - Spring Summer 2014

(Source: gam-ora, via andreaschoice)

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

(Source: denicedenice, via sprinkleofglitr)

timothydelaghetto:

lisabeam:

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

image

aren’t those the guys from scrubs?

LMFAO that comment!

timothydelaghetto:

That’s all one can ask for. 

timothydelaghetto:

That’s all one can ask for. 

(Source: theoffices)

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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timothydelaghetto:

I’ve reblogged this so many times

timothydelaghetto:

I’ve reblogged this so many times

bookmad:

"fat girls shouldn’t—"

—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.

(via soundlyawake)

soundlyawake:

do you ever just look at someone and you’re like
hey
there’s a penis under those pants

soundlyawake:

do you ever just look at someone and you’re like

hey

there’s a penis under those pants

(Source: listenupdarklaine)

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